Jesus and Satan

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days and God was getting tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to setup a test that will run for two hours. At the end of that time, I will look at your work and I will judge who does the better job." So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They word processed. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent e-mail with attachments. They downloaded information from the web. They created genealogy reports. They created mustaches on scanned pictures of Bhudda. They made animated greeting cards. They did every computer job known. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightening suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured from the heavens and, of course, the electricity went out. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in Hades. Jesus quietly sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly printed out all of His files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He must have cheated. How did he do it?" God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."